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Tue Dec 30, 2008, 7:09 AM
  • Mood: dA Love
  • Listening to: UASR Public Radio
  • Reading: Guns for dummies
  • Watching: The State news
  • Playing: My games were given to poor kids
  • Eating: Rations
  • Drinking: Water
-----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------

- Name: Matt
- Single or taken: Single
- Gender: Dude
- Birthday: March 5th
- Sign: PISCES/fish
- Hair color: Brown
- Eye color: Hazel
- Height: 5'11.8
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisecksual. :eyes:

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

- favourite place to shop for clothes?: Wal-Mart. :noes:
- Favorite designer?: Um...
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Birthday suit.
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Nothing on. :eyes:
- What do you usually wear?: Camo pants, t-shirt, light jacket.

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head & Shoulders. knees and toes
- What are you listening to right now?: VH1 top 40 music videos.
- Who is the last person that called you?: My Mama
- How many buddies are online right now?: I don't know. D:

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

- Food?: Ribs, PIZZA om nom nom!
- Girls names?: Mary
- Boys names?: Robert Joseph (my Grandpa's name)
- Subjects in school?: Geometry, Civics, Biology
- Animals?: ANYTHING!

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

- Given anyone a bath?: My dogs. :paranoid:
- Smoked?: Nope.
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: Nope.
- Skinny dipped?: Yep. :flirty:
- Ever been in love?: Yes, right now in fact. :(
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Only shirtless. :paranoid:
- Cried when someone died?: Yes.
- Lied: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe... :innocent:
- Fallen for your best friend?: Nope.
- Rejected someone?: Yes.
- Used someone?: Not that I can remember.
- Done something you regret?: Oh yeah.

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------

- Clothes: Camo pants, t-shirt.
- Desktop picture: Sweeney Todd
- CD in player: I have no CDs.
- DVD in player: None.

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

- You touched: Mom, cheek kiss after breakfast.
- Hugged: Mom.
- You IMed: Timmy64
- Talk to online: BlauerAuss


---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

- Understanding: I'd like to think so.
- Open-minded: Somewhat.
- Arrogant: I can be.
- Insecure?: A little.
- Random?: A bit.
- Hungry: No. Just had breakfast.
- Smart: Yes.
- Moody: I don't have many emotions.
- Organized: :rofl:
- Shy: Yep.
- Difficult: Runs in the family.
- Bored easily: Kinda.
- Obsessed: To a certain extent.
- Angry: Sometimes.
- Sad: Nah.
- Happy: Normally.
- Hyper: Nah. I like to take it easy.
- Trusting: I can be trusted, having problems trusting other.

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

- Kill?: Congress.
- Slap?: So many people, so little time.
- Get really wasted with?: My friends.
- Talk to offline: My friends
- Talk to online: All my bitches and hos.

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

- In the morning I: Am up at 6'oclock sharp.
- Love is: A bitch.
- I dream about: My crush.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Face/hair.

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

- Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi (I live where it was invented, what do you expect.)
- Flowers or candy: CANDY IN THE MORNING TIME, CANDY IN THE WARM SUNSHINE
- Tall or short: Tall. 3rd or 4th tallest at my school.

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

- Makes you laugh the most: Everything makes me laugh.
- Makes you smile: If you can make me laugh, you can make me smile, so everything+ my crush.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: My crush, that butterflies feeling.

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Hell no.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No, I like my penis.
- Wish you were younger: No, not at all.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Yeah.

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

- Of times I have had my heart broken: 1.
- Of guys I've kissed: 0
- Of girls I've kissed: 1
- Of CD's I own: CDs still exist? :noes:
- Of scars on my body: A big one on my head from cracking my skull on a fireplace, and one on my finger from the class rat biting me.

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