After being enlightened by the Most Holy Warlock258's writing of the Sacred Journal, I have joined the Church of Frosted Wheaties. As a member of the One True Religion, I hope to be named as a minister, the Grand Poobah of Orange Juice. After all, one cannot have a complete breakfast without at least one serving of the sacred nectar.

May you heathens see the light and be saved from the fiery pits of the US Economy.